Rigorous Mortician

Warning, the lyrics in this song do not represent 

the morals, values, or actions

Of Human Vacuum or anyone associated

Don't fuck dead bodies

Cold hot body on a

Slate. Stone. Slab

A pretty face with a few too many holes in it

The smell of

For. Mal. De. Hyde

Is it any secret that she?

Temptation

Most. Men. Would. Run

Not afraid to get my hands a little bloody

I won't have to clean up when I'm done

Close the lid and be gone by the morning

Ice. White. Kiss

But her

Lips aren't moving

Got a

Blank stare its enough to get my blood pumping

Lies there

Preserved in perfect beauty

It'll be our little secret

One that I'll take to your grave

Swear to never tell another soul

Silence 'til death takes us apart

I never understood the attraction

'til the life drained, from her face

It'll be our little secret

One I'll take you to your grave

Moon lit night brings me to life

This cemetery never looked so peaceful

An empty grave for flesh I crave

I won't bite that's not what I'm after

So I dig her up and I

Pull. Her. Out

She's not the only, one I buried

Slightly maimed and I

Can't. Be. Tamed

I'll lick her neck and remove her dress

Her limp cold wrists

Make the

Moment Bliss

Got a

Blank stare its enough to get my blood pumping

Lies there

Preserved in perfect beauty

It'll be our little secret

One that I'll take to your grave

Swear to never tell another soul

Silence 'til death takes us apart

I never understood the attraction

'til the life drained, from her face

It'll be our little secret

One I'll take you to your grave

The mausoleum doors break open

Like a ghost my shadow slowly creeps in

It'll be our little secret

It'll be our little secret

The coffin in the room lies open

Untouched, unused and perfect

It'll be our little secret

It'll be our little secret

A little secret never hurt nobody

I'll just remove the clothing

A little secret never hurt nobody

And when the dawn creeps up

I'll be gone without a trace

Got a

Blank stare its enough to get my blood pumping

Lies there

Preserved in perfect beauty

It'll be our little secret

One that I'll take to your grave

Swear to never tell another soul

Silence 'til death takes us apart

I never understood the attraction

'til the life drained, from her face

It'll be our little secret

One I'll take you to your grave

The touch of her and her

Silk. White. Hair

It's enough to make

Any man crazy

Might be stiff but I'll

Fill her. With. Love

I'll make her feel

Better than life

Hours of

Unending. Pleasure

She's got no name and she won't be missed

This isn't my job but I'll

Handle. With. Care

I get paid in the least resistance

Her ice cold skin

For the

Perfect sin

Got a

Blank stare its enough to get my blood pumping

Lies there

Preserved in perfect beauty

It'll be our little secret

One that I'll take to your grave

Swear to never tell another soul

Silence 'til death takes us apart

I never understood the attraction

'til the life drained, from her face

It'll be our little secret

One I'll take you to your grave